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Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly…put me down for a five….
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards…
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!
About Golf: What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows
Elin's excuse? She had to play a bad lie.
Tiger woods drives very well on the fairway but doesn’t fare very well on the driveway
What did Elin say right after she clubbed him? "Don't even try to tell me I bent my elbow...!"
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John-H wrote:
Tiger woods drives very well on the fairway but doesn’t fare very well on the driveway
Liked this one!  Carol
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Hi Tabby
Were you in the Met? I was Oxford City then Thames Valley.
John
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John, where was you based when you were attached to the DPG in the Met? What duties did they have you doing? I know it was a long time ago but do you remember any names? Stewart. A friend is someone who knows all about you but loves you anyway!
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John-H wrote:Hi Tabby
Were you in the Met? I was Oxford City then Thames Valley.
John Hi John, No, I wasn't in the Met. I was on the other side defending and thoroughly enjoyed it! A Solicitor once remarked that they thought I ought to have been a WPC - not sure what they meant?!  I do however have a couple of good friends who were both former police officers. Carol Carol
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We were then based at Hendon for a short time and then at West End Central. I was only on attachment for a short time before being loaned to the RAF Police. Now there's a story. The only names that I seem to remember was a "Tubby" Tyrell and an Inspector called Hargreaves. The idea was that the Met would hand Chequers security over to TVP but it never happened. As I say that was almost 35-40 years ago. A lot of water under the bridge since then.
I think I might even have some photo's at home. The Met were great for group photo's in those days.
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Duties were just onserving Stewart. I never got involved in the actual field work. The firearms training we had in the Met was far superior to that in TVP which was then at an RAF base near Aylesbury.
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What firearms did you train on then? I would think back then you must have qualified on a S&W Model 36? Stewart. A friend is someone who knows all about you but loves you anyway!
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Blowed if I can remember. I think (?) we were using a Walther PPK (?). Never had to carry it on the streets though.
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